Anchor Steam Beer

This is a tasty blast from the past as well as a bit of a history lesson. It is only has a 4.9 percent alcohol per volume, but it has a big flavor. The beer is moderately priced microbrew out of San Francisco, Ca. It can be picked up at most liquor stores, and is worth the ten buck a six pack it ruttin costs. It has a strong flavor with crisp after taste, and will linger with you for a while after drinking it.

The bottle is a simple smooth stubby brown glass bottle with a bright yellow label. Around the neck of the bottle is another yellow label that shares some of the history of the beer. Giving you something read instead of peel while other make needless slagging conversation. Only a duster or light weight would not like this beer. It is a must buy at least once kind of beer. It is also good for first time drinkers or first time microbrew drinkers, as it does not stray too far from the traditional path.

Rating 4/5

Pabst Blue Ribbon

A tradition ruttin American beer. This old sommabitch has been around since 1844 and is a fine light pilsner. 

 It is a cheap, enjoyable, and light beer with a mild bitter taste. This is not the same slag that Anhieser Bush puts out and calls beer, or “light beer.” It may not have the punch that I normally like in my beverage and you may be able to see through this pale yellow beer, but its good. Damn it. 

 

Pabst is easily recognizable with its mostly white can with blue and red on it. It’s a design that is recognizable from a distance, and known through generations. While not the most interesting logo on its cases and cans, it is noticeable.

The main benefit of this beer is it is cheap. I mean soddin dirt cheap. It also is not horrible, in contrast to its price. If you want to knock back a few and do not wish to get drunk this is your ruttin beer. Its also a good beer for first time drinkers.

Rating: 2/5

Hobgoblin

Hobgoblin is imported dark English ale made by the Wychwood brewery. It is a light tasting darker beer with decent alcohol content. The beer itself has a warm rich taste with a mild caramel flavor to it. The ruttin drink is good after a long day, but it has a delayed punch so light weights need to be warned. It would go well with a block of strong cheddar or similar cheese.
 

The bottle is a work of ruttin art. It is a tall dark brown bottle with raised versions of the Wynchwood logo around the middle of it. The label is an attention getter. Showing a goblin carrying an ax and carrying a quiver of arrows. The slagging thing looks more like a troll, so have to hide them from Ahab from shooting the damn bottles. It will catch the eye of most people, at least for a moment. The only downside to the beer is it is expensive at sixteen dollars a six pack at most locations. 

Rating: 3/5

Old Rasputin

This beer is a favorite of this captain, and it is by far one of the best beers out on the ruttin’ market today. It is from the North Coast Brewing Company out of California, one of the best out there right now. It used to be sparse in Louisiana outside of New Orleans, but due to its demand among hipsters and other beer nuts it has spread across the state, and at least in Monroe can be bought at three locations. It is a fine example of a Russian Imperial Stout, which is an extremely dark, heavy, and high in alcohol content beer. The only down side is that they can only be bought in four packs, or cases. The slaggin’ beer has a kick with 9% alcohol per volume. Most states can only serve a half pint, but not Louisiana. We serve it in a whole. The beer is named after the crazed Russian priest Gregory Rasputin and has his image proudly displayed on the side. It also has its motto printed on every bottle and its four pack, “NEVER SAY DIE.” A beer I can get behind.

 

When describing the beer the first thing that can be said is, it’s darker than coffee with twice the kick. It is also thick and heavy as all Imperial Stouts should be. It has the color of fine used motor oil, and a texture smoother than silk. The beer’s flavor is a mix of caramel and coffee, due to the amount of hops and being aged in oak barrels. It pours well and rarely ever foams or develops an overly thick head. The company makes beer specific pint glasses, which add to the enjoyment. The beer has developed a cult status across the country. It is a must buy for anyone who likes strong beers, and must buy for first time microbrew buyers. It is a must buy or Captain Ambrose will keelhaul you for anyone else.

Rating: 5/5

Abbey Monk's Wit

The first thing to note about the beer is it is around ten bucks a six pack. While it is not cheap, the beer is worth the price at least for one try or for beer fans a definite rebuy. It can be found at most liquor stores but not within most regular markets. The bottle and the box are very noticeable with bright yellow coloring over a darker back ground, as well as the bottle have reflective gold rings that catch the eye. This is a great marketing ploy to get the beer noticed, or to at least peck the interest of any with A.D.D. 

The beer is a good example of a Belgian Monk Beer. It has a crisp flavor that would only benefit from the addition of a slice of orange or other citrus fruit. It has a golden yellow color, and is cloudy enough to barely be seen through. A quality that all good beers should have. It pours easy, but has a tendency to foam if an inexperienced drinker tried to pour the bottle. A weizen beer glass is recommended. The spices within it give the beer a sweet aroma.  It would pair well with a strong soft cheese or dried citrus fruit. It is a great beer, while a little weak for this captains taste, and should be added to the “to try” list for any out there who would like to expand their beer pallet. 

Rating: 4/5